These stupid, chalky candies are a big part of Valentines Day. So popular, in fact, that they are annoyingly unavoidable. But you won't want to avoid these Sweethearts. They have been in between my toes, under my soles and all over my feet. It's an orgasmic and wonderful sight to see me plat with these little candies in a bowl with my feet. The thought of being able to eat them makes you drool. Well, that's too bad. They were for sale, but someone else already bought them and ate them all up. Better luck next year, loser!