I enslaved one loser and sent him out to spread word of Me and gain me new followers. Then I sent those slaves out to even more, and now look at Me. Slowly but surly I took over the entire world. One by one you all bowed at my feet in worship. Now that I am the ruler of this world things will be very different. All of you will live to serve me, even build monuments to my greatness. This world and every soul on it belongs to Me now!