As every loser should know, I love getting my nails done, and you mutts are the ones who pay for my trips to the nail salon every other week. I don't always get just the basic one color nails, though. I love to get fancy with my nails. And this time I really did. My nails look fantastic, so I want to show them off. I know you just HAVE to see my pretty nails and watch me show them off to you. So pay up and enjoy, loser.