Slap yourself, loser, you deserve it for just being alive! Don't hesitate, don't flinch, don't go easy on yourself. Every time I tell you to slap yourself you will do it and be so much more happy for it. Hahahaha! Watching you slap yourself just makes me more and more happy with each smack! I love giggling at your pain, and you're such a good boy for obeying me. Slap yourself again!!!