To me, you are so close to being the lowest of the lows. It's so disgusting that you get off on watching me blow my nose. I'm just getting coming out of a cold, so my nose is especially runny, and I wanted a chance to humiliate you for the pathetic, gross pervert you are. So I'll blow my nose, sniffle,and let you look at my used tissues while you dream about eating them. Because nothing could be more humiliating then being you, and getting off on snotty tissues.