More then anything you want to be able to smell my dirty, sweaty socks, don't you, loser? Well here's your chance to see, up close, a pair of socks I have been wearing all day. I've been walking around sweating in them for hours! And you get to watch me wiggle my toes in my off white tube socks at the camera. Then I strip them off and show you just how dirty they are. Do you want to be able to smelly my dirty socks, loser? Do you want to be able to press your nose into my sweaty socks and fill your lungs with the essence of my feet? Watch this video, and I'll tell you how you can.