So you want to spoil me with your tax return, but you’re too afraid to send the whole thing? I’ll go easy on you... let you dip your toes in the water and see how good it feels to send to me... I’m not demanding the whole thing... I’m not even demanding half! I just want a reasonable percentage.

Not to mention that staring at my cute little asshole peaking out of this thong will make it even easier for you to give me what I want...