Look how fucking hot I am. Sooooo fucking HOT. So why are you trying to send Me these dinky tiny little tributes? $20, $50, $100 tributes?! I don’t think those quite match just how sexy I am... Do you?

Frankly, I deserve more. You need to suffer for Me. You need to sacrifice for Me. You need to turn off your brain. Spend spend spend until you literally overdraft your bank account for Me.