"Simp is a slang insult for men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women, especially out of a failed hope of winning some entitled sexual attention or activity from them.”

"Someone who continues to obsess over a girl even after she's expressed disinterest."

Relatable, much? You’re a natural born SIMP. You can’t even help it. You know you could never fuck me... but that doesn’t matter to you. You still enjoy simping for me. You still want to see me happy. You’ll do ANYTHING for even an ounce of my attention! Lol.

I’m an expert simp collector, and since... Show more