You’ve been struggling with feelings of extreme sadness and loneliness. Well, I’m here to talk to you about a solution... There is a very pretty prescription for this problem... and her name is Princess Piper. You see, your life has been lacking meaning. Lacking a higher power to worship. I can be your source of happiness. I can be your cure. Do you feel that tingle surging through your body? Those feel-good chemicals being released in your brain? That means it’s already working... and this is just the start.