Happy Halloween! You knocked on the right door. Come on inside. You’re going to do a “trick” for me. Don’t worry, this will be easy. I know you do it nearly every fucking day already. You’re going to get a yummy tasty treat afterwards. Don’t be shy... You know you’re not leaving until you do this for me, right? The door is locked behind you. You have to lick up and swallow every last drop of your creamy treat before I’m letting you leave.