This is a fun measuring game I LOVE playing with pindicks. Your first task is to find 10 objects around the house that you believe are about the length of your dick. It must be a guess, so no cheating with measuring tools! Does your winky get hard when you're picking out these objects to compare yourself too? Get it as hard as you can because that's going to get measured, too! There is a tax for fucking up any of these steps and having a puny failure of a dick. Now grab this vid and get ready to play my game, pindick! More instructions are inside!

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