I'm such a cruel Mistress, aren't I? I've verbally, physically, laughed at, mocked, flipped off, and ignored to the point where boys are begging me for sliver of sympathy. "But we're so helpless!" They cry as I giggle and play with my pretty new shoes or count up my recent tributes. Yes, yes you are helpless, little slave! You're helpless and I haven't a teaspoon of pity. Serving me is where you need to be and is what you need to do. There is nothing else for such a wormy little loser. You don't deserve sympathy when you have all of THIS to worship, serve, and obey!