I'm sure you've heard 'size doesn't matter', but it does. That whole line is told to people to make them feel better about their tiny little nubs. I'm going to be measuring objects collected from around my house from 1 inch all the way to 6 inches and describe my disgust for little winkies. How do you measure up? Are you even a man or are you a loser wannabe who couldn't even make the big dick cut?