Hey hunny! I have a surprise for you! I went to the store and was told about this pill that'll make your dick grow bigger. I know we both would love it if your dick was bigger so I bought two! Here, swallow and have some water. While we wait, why don't we talk about all the fun we're going to have with your new, big dick! We'll talk about how amazing it's going to feel to have you inside me, stretching me, finally able to please me! It might take a while to kick in and, I mean, your dick can't get any smaller right?