You know what they say - waste not want not! I have a little task for you slave and I want to see the best ones! I know you’ve been trying to get hold of a bird all year so here is the task for you!

See that old turkey carcas ? Well that is the closest and best thing you’re going to get to having a girlfriend or anything to fuck this year! The time is ticking and you’ve not been laid all year ..... Let’s make you go out with a bang or should I say a gobble gobble LOL!!!