Alone again? Don’t worry, little one I have the answers for you. You deserve NOTHING like what normal, beautiful people get on valentines! Your present is nettles for the flowers, instead of champagne you drink a flute full of your own yellow. And a kiss ? Nooooo You get a head dunk down the loo. Film this and send it to me as your loser valentines day task so I can show all my perfect friends and men that losers like you walk the earth outside of out perfect world.