Nothing shreds your self-esteem more than the sight of My body in a bikini. It’s the image of unattainability, takes you right back to all those afternoons at the pool ogling all that hot girls while you didn’t even have the confidence to take your shirt off. It was a good decision, loser, you’re gross and pale and everyone would have just laughed at you. You don’t belong at such places, they’re only for hot people like Me. You belong at home alone in your apartment jerking off to My perfect bikini body.