I’m off out, do you like my outfit ? Trouble is you’re not invited! I’m going out with my male friend, yeah you know the one, the one I dated briefly back in college that still texts me allllll the time . You know the one you’re soooooo insecure about . If I loved you and you were giving me ALL that I needed sexually maybe I’d have blocked his number . LOL MAYBE. You’ll just have to sit there driving yourself insane over the thought of whether I’m doing anything with him, knowing that he has a bigger penis than you . SO, how do I look in this outfit ? Hot ? Good . See you later!