While waiting for your loan to be approved, I’ve been taking a look at the rest of your finances, and I must say, I’m surprised to see how much you have in that little savings account of yours. Since you didn’t tell Me up front how much you had in it (you didn’t outright lie but it’s the same to Me), I think you ought to put on that cock cage I got you until the week is over. I’d better not hear any complaining. Ok, where was I? Oh yes, time to drain your savings of every last penny. Bye bye, retirement fund.