You seemed a good catch but there was one thing thats been bothering me - You ALWAYS wear a hat! I can’t take the next step and rest with you till we reveal the truth, look at me in my underwear ready to give myself to you finally! My girlfriends think you’re hiding something under there and to be honest, so do I! Let me tear that hat off and not only reveal the bald, naked head but also the bald naked truth .... I could NEVER date a bald man! Prepare for ultimate humiliation as I ring them in front of you!