Did I keep you up all night fucking your flat mate ? I hope you didn’t listen and worse still get hard for it ... That would be perverted! Did you touch your cock ? LOL

How come you never have anyone over ? Are you like a virgin or something ? Bet you’d give anything to watch ... I can tell you’re a pervert but don’t worry I might keep your secret for today at least, now order us a pizza we are hungry from all that fucking and we will be doing some more, wanker!