I enjoy you young little pups, so eager and impressionable, craving a powerful Owner to take control and call you to heel. On your knees every night, waiting for Me to get online, whimpering for My attention; your little tail wags so hard whenever you see Your Princess.

I have so much to teach you, little pup, so many different areas of your life to mold, to show you the art of true obedience. You really are My little doggie; the only difference is that if you run away, I HOPE you get hit by a car. So you’d best stay sniffing at My feet.