I think it’s time you lived your truth a bit more. You’re Princess’ little piglet, My moneypig, My piggybank, and so you must look the part. I found an adorable little costume for you, nothing too fancy, just a nose and tail and ears, and you’re to wear them whenever you worship or wank. Oh, and whenever you jerk, you’d better be oinking, too, oinking and oinking away like a filthy little piggy until you shoot your swine-y load out of your coinslot, at which time you will of course be sending Princess a nice big tribute. If you don’t, I’ll just have to shake you until you squeal....

I think it’s time you lived your truth a bit more. You’re Princess’ little piglet, My moneypig, My piggybank, and so you must look the part. I found an adorable little costume for you, nothing too fancy, just a nose and tail and ears, and you’re to wear them whenever you worship or wank. Oh, and whenever you jerk, you’d better be oinking, too, oinking and oinking away like a filthy little piggy until you shoot your swine-y load out of your coinslot, at which time you will of course be sending Princess a nice big tribute. If you don’t, I’ll just have to shake you until you squeal.