You’re not exactly a virgin. You had sex once a very long time ago. You haven’t had sex in years. Whenever I make fun of pathetic virgin losers you tell yourself “At least that’s not me. At least I’m not still a virgin.” I want you to know that you’re even more pathetic. You’re clinging to a sexual experience you had many years ago. What happened? Did she realise that you weren’t worth fucking twice? Here you are, wanking to Madam Samantha, trying to convince yourself that you’re not worthless. You’re so sad. You might not technically be a virgin, but you’re still a sad, lonely loser that d...

You’re not exactly a virgin. You had sex once a very long time ago. You haven’t had sex in years. Whenever I make fun of pathetic virgin losers you tell yourself “At least that’s not me. At least I’m not still a virgin.” I want you to know that you’re even more pathetic. You’re clinging to a sexual experience you had many years ago. What happened? Did she realise that you weren’t worth fucking twice? Here you are, wanking to Madam Samantha, trying to convince yourself that you’re not worthless. You’re so sad. You might not technically be a virgin, but you’re still a sad, lonely loser that doesn’t even deserve a pity fuck.