All you losers have a malfunction. Like a bruised apple or a bag of crisps dropped in a puddle.

Today we play a little financial game. For every loser malfunction you have you pay a small loser tax ... Don’t worry,the more things that are wrong with you the more it will tally up. Just keep reassuring yourself “You’re not THAT bad” LOL

Short? Pay!

Small dick ? Pay!

Fat ? Pay!

Bald? PAY

You get it, right ? But are you Princess’s BIGGEST Loser?