EW. Just ew! How do you have the nerve to ask me for a date, dutch courage was it ? Someone needs to be honest with you, you are undateable, an unfuckable loser. You have nothing to offer, what, are you like 5' ? Haha, you're so short all you can reach is my butt, you're just an butt sniffer, that's your new name now! LOL, now fuck off!