Welcome to madam Samantha’s gigalo agency . I hear times have been tough for you and you’ve been feeling like a right loser. You think you’ll give this a go, I mean how hard can it be ? LOL, well first let me see the goods, I have my tape measurer and minimum requirement for my pimped out hunks . Oh, God how sad, have you actually ever pleased a woman ? You are well below what we can accept ... But don’t worry I have another job you might be suitable for! I also have a sub-category you'll be perfect for just try these pink stockings on ......