Hey Loser, I know we are “friends” But I feel like I need to be a good friend and tell you why you’re such a dating failure . Its because you have a tiny little cock, it really is no good to anyone! Why do you think when we dated it didn’t last . Now I’ve friend zoned you like all women do . I just use you when I’m bored for movies and take aways .... you always end up back here with me don’t you ? So in love, wanting to do anything for me, letting me use you . But now I’ve told you that you’ve got a small cock maybe you will just stop wasting your time trying to date other women.