' Friend to "friend" I have to tell you, there's not much you can do with that, you might hear girls say its all about the motion of the ocean but that's a lie, if you can't feel it then its completely LAUGHABLE! '

You trusted me to be your shoulder to cry on, to tell you the truth about your tiny cock, yeah - you’ve been friend zoned years and you’ve tried to date others but always rejected there too, how brave of you TRYING all this time

. You always held a candle for me - But the truth is your cock IS too small. I knew those rumours, the ones you weren't even worth... Show more