There’s no point in trying anymore, loser. There’s no point in building up the courage to ask her out. She won’t say yes. There’s no point in trying to improve yourself so that women finally start noticing you. They won’t notice you. They never will. You’re a hopeless fist-fucking femdom addict that’s forever destined for loneliness. So, just keep jerking for me, loser. Jerk as you tell yourself over and over again : “No one will love me. Wanking to Madam Samantha is my only sex life