Who ever made this pathetic little sentence up was a lying bastard slave. Im pretty sure it was someone like you. someone with a tiny little pecker who wanted to feel better about himself. Well let me put you straight. Its BULLSHIT! no matter what you do with your microscopic penis there is no way any woman would ever get a moments pleasure from it. Not that any woman is going to agree to go close enough to it anyway. Your dick is about as much use as a pair of tits on a fish. As much use as a chocolate kettle. As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. Its worthless, lifeless and pointless bei...
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Who ever made this pathetic little sentence up was a lying bastard slave. Im pretty sure it was someone like you. someone with a tiny little pecker who wanted to feel better about himself. Well let me put you straight. Its BULLSHIT! no matter what you do with your microscopic penis there is no way any woman would ever get a moments pleasure from it. Not that any woman is going to agree to go close enough to it anyway. Your dick is about as much use as a pair of tits on a fish. As much use as a chocolate kettle. As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. Its worthless, lifeless and pointless bei...