Get over here slave! bring me my cigarettes and light me up! Now sit there with your mouth open for me. You are my ashtray. Smoking is a disgusting habit slave, especially when i have such an ugly ashtray as you! Open your mouth slave and taste my burning cigarette ash! Swallow it slave! i love blowing my smoke into your face, its so humiliating for you isn't it? I decided to throw all of my ashtrays away, i won't be needing them anymore. Whenever you see me light up i expect you to scurry over with your mouth open wide to take my ash.