You have one of the most pathetic little dicks I have ever seen. I cant stop laughing at it. What is the point of you even having a dick at all? This is too sad. I'm going to give you a special opportunity. This is your chance to stop being the sad, pathetic, small-dicked loser that you are by giving you a penectomy. In one smooth quick slice I can remove that tragic little flap of flesh that is supposed to pass as your manhood and you'll finally be free from the shame.
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