Aww this is gonna be the perfect opportunity to rekindle our flame especially that we haven't had sex in soooo long. You booked the perfect vacation for me... but I do have something I need to get off my chest. Did you notice how hot those guys playing volleyball at the resort are? I noticed one in particular who really caught my attention. Look, I know I said I wouldn't cheat on you again but I promise this is going to be the last time. I just want one afternoon to myself and then I'm all yours! C'mon.. you understand.