What does it take to be a good shoe rack? These are great questions, and someone is about to find out the answer; because that's about all he's good for, as far as I'm concerned. (If he can even be a good enough shoe rack!!)

I kick him around to make sure he's somewhat sturdy, before granting him a few golden seconds to worship My beautiful feet. Next, I see if he can hold both of My shoes by the stiletto; in his mouth. Absolutely no teeth permitted other he buys Me another pair of very expensive stilettos...

WWW.