The Pansy Show: Series 5

'Nappied Banana Up Botty'

While nappying Pascal Pansy, Madam Press carries out a botty examination, and then inserts suppositories and banana up the botty, in order to flush out a suspected blockage...

I am Madam Press, Proprietress of The Dollhouse. The failed financial adviser is mine, in more ways than one. His name is Pascal. At least, that was his name. Since he decimated my financial portfolio and my early retirement plans, he now answers to the name of Pansy. As a financial adviser, Pascal proved to be ineffectual. A ...

The Pansy Show: Series 5

'Nappied Banana Up Botty'

While nappying Pascal Pansy, Madam Press carries out a botty examination, and then inserts suppositories and banana up the botty, in order to flush out a suspected blockage...

I am Madam Press, Proprietress of The Dollhouse. The failed financial adviser is mine, in more ways than one. His name is Pascal. At least, that was his name. Since he decimated my financial portfolio and my early retirement plans, he now answers to the name of Pansy. As a financial adviser, Pascal proved to be ineffectual. A weak and impotent failure of a man. The perfect qualities for a sissy-baby, indeed. And as Pansy, he will reimburse all he has lost of my assets, every last penny, and with interest. I shall see to that. And so, ladies and gentlemen, I wish you a warm welcome to The Pansy Show! An adult nursery soap opera of regression, punishment and humiliation, for your viewing pleasure. Do tune in each week to watch as Pansy pays off his debt in wet and stinky nappies, and tears. Lashings of it!