Sure, Today is my birthday.. But really, it doesn't matter what day it is. I want a 1k day. Everyday.

Of course, whenever you buy this clip, it will feel like my birthday. Think of the wry smile curling the edge of my lip as i get the notification that nother one of you has fallen for me. You fall for me.

Speaking of smiles, there's something rare about this clip. I smile at you...the smile of a woman who knows what position you've put yourself in to be here. It should be my birthday everyday.

Of all of my expensive clips, you want th... Show more