You adore me. Even when you hate me. I tease you and make you weak. I use you. But the worst part is that you pay for it. You love when I leave you out affordable mind poison. Unlike my expensive clips, there's no warning on these ones. They're just....clips. You can watch and fantasize without doing too much damage.

Sure, you can. Before long, your one clip turns into two into ten into a hundred. I love triggering you to spend. And I love telling you exactly what I'm doing to you while you're too brainwashed to tune me out.