Part I of II: It's not quite summer but is sure feels like it, & that means stinky, sweaty Girls' socks. It was a 95-degree day in LA when i approach (*holding breath*) a liberal-looking, busty, gorgeous blonde i later came to find was named Devin. i gave Her a bullsh*t story about how i need to film myself doing embarassing things & be humiliated at the hands (or feet) of strange Girls in order to get into my USC fraternity. i really don't think She bought the story because She was amazed that i'd go through all of that trouble (including giving Her $100) just to get into a frat. i played ...

Part I of II: It's not quite summer but is sure feels like it, & that means stinky, sweaty Girls' socks. It was a 95-degree day in LA when i approach (*holding breath*) a liberal-looking, busty, gorgeous blonde i later came to find was named Devin. i gave Her a bullsh*t story about how i need to film myself doing embarassing things & be humiliated at the hands (or feet) of strange Girls in order to get into my USC fraternity. i really don't think She bought the story because She was amazed that i'd go through all of that trouble (including giving Her $100) just to get into a frat. i played it off, saying my step-dad would me if i didn't make it in. A little shoe-kissing in the park warmed Her up, then we went back to Her apartment, giving my ID to the doorman for Her safety. i was elated & shocked to find Her socks were really warm, damp & stinky! Then again it was really hot out so...