Twas the night before Xmas, and Santa did stalk, He entered the kitchen and was in for a shock, No Xmas cookies for Santa were there, Instead were step-dad’s daughters, tied up with great care, Cause step-dad wanted a Lexus for Xmas this year, And he figured his girls would bring Santa great cheer, Not just to play with but to totally keep, A frightened and innocent sweet Xmas treat.