I wake you up in the middle of the night while we are camping. I can't relax because my tummy hurts. I am gassy but terrified to let the farts rip for fear you'll think its gross. But I have no choice. I slip out a few to relieve my gurgling tummy. An atrocious smell fills the tent and I am mortified with embarrassment. I offer to open the tent door to clear the air, but you say no. THIS is where I realize you have a FART FETISH. You actually LIKE the smell of my farts! So I hotbox the tent, cranking out one after another, for you to enjoy before we drift back of to dream land.

I wake you up in the middle of the night while we are camping. I can't relax because my tummy hurts. I am gassy but terrified to let the farts rip for fear you'll think its gross. But I have no choice. I slip out a few to relieve my gurgling tummy. An atrocious smell fills the tent and I am mortified with embarrassment. I offer to open the tent door to clear the air, but you say no. THIS is where I realize you have a FART FETISH. You actually LIKE the smell of my farts! So I hotbox the tent, cranking out one after another, for you to enjoy before we drift back of to dream land.