My useless excuse for a CAR is really giving me a workout for absolutely NOTHING! I give it gas, I service my car and take good care of it to the very best of my ability, and yet it laughs at me! How can this car be so mean? I pump and pump in my new shoes hoping I leave from my own house and meet a couple of my girlfriends for a picnic at a nearby park! Oh the AGONY and FRUSTRATION is just unbearable and I mean really! I hope I get to them on time!

My useless excuse for a CAR is really giving me a workout for absolutely NOTHING! I give it gas, I service my car and take good care of it to the very best of my ability, and yet it laughs at me! How can this car be so mean? I pump and pump in my new shoes hoping I leave from my own house and meet a couple of my girlfriends for a picnic at a nearby park! Oh the AGONY and FRUSTRATION is just unbearable and I mean really! I hope I get to them on time!