Every month, Anna gets a maintenance spanking to remind her not to smoke. Or rather, that will be the case, once she stops smoking completely. Until then, she gets punished after her maintenance smoking. Up to half of the previous month's total, she gets one swat per cigarette. After that halfway mark, she gets 5 swats per cigarette.

In March, Anna had 15, and then she had the same amount again in April. Rounding off half of 15 to 8 -- I'm a nice guy, what can I say -- that means she gets 7x5 + 8 = 43 swats. Our schedules didn't match up so well in May, except that we wer... Show more