Awkward Alyssa is basically two people, in one, and Mike the PussyTester got to meet both.

First, she is an aspiring porn-star (never seen before on camera) / MMA cage-fighter (yes, you read that correctly) / awkward, untrusting, suspicious, shifty-eyed female that - during her initial in-public meeting with Mike (caught here on camera) - looks like she's literally about to (A) run the fuck away or (B) try to put Mike in a choker-hold. Very awkward initial interview, to say the least.

The second person comes out at literally THE VERY MOMENT Alyssa sits atop the tip of Mik... Show more