"Oh, hi...come here. I think you're so sexy, I just love that bald head of yours. And that hairy chest, you are so cute I just want to take you home with me." coos Zoe. Ela chimes in "OOh, yuck! You are so gross, there is NO WAY you could ever get a hot chick like that! NO WAY!" Is that hair on your shoulders?! Uggh, go get that waxed!". Zoe comes to your defense "Oh stop it, he's so cute, come here, you can have this body any time you want, baby!". "Oh please" says Ela "he probably has bigger tits than I do!". Ella continues her "Mean Girl" rant "Zoe just tells you what losers like you want t...

"Oh, hi...come here. I think you're so sexy, I just love that bald head of yours. And that hairy chest, you are so cute I just want to take you home with me." coos Zoe. Ela chimes in "OOh, yuck! You are so gross, there is NO WAY you could ever get a hot chick like that! NO WAY!" Is that hair on your shoulders?! Uggh, go get that waxed!". Zoe comes to your defense "Oh stop it, he's so cute, come here, you can have this body any time you want, baby!". "Oh please" says Ela "he probably has bigger tits than I do!". Ella continues her "Mean Girl" rant "Zoe just tells you what losers like you want to hear, because she wants to get you all hot and then take all ofyour money!". Ella starts describing your penis size, "I could wrap my fingers around it and stroke it...it's the perfect size!". "There's now way a tiny little penis could ever please any girl, please". "No it's perfect" says Zoe, "it fits perfectly in my mouth!". The good cop-bad cop double team of Zoe and Ela will leave your head spinning and your balls drained!