I know you've been complaining about being 'friend zoned' by Me. Do you really think that's what this is? All those times we've spend together are so precious to you. You just love taking Me to luxurious spa's just so you can oogle Me in a bikini. Perhaps I have been misleading you.. Perhaps I have been too nice to you? I'd never date you, or be your friend! You're not in the friendzone, if anything you're in the slavezone, the BITCHzone. What are you going to do? End this and lose ME forever? I don't think so.. You love to brag to your friends about 'us'. So you'll suck it up, and do EVERY... Show more