"It looks like someone dropped a salad shrimp in your shorts...are you sure this isn't a genetic defect?" *** You go to the sperm donation clinic. This is the only way you'll ever sow your seed since your dick is so small, obviously no woman would ever fuck you. You're too small. It's not even possible... Your nurse laughs at your tiny dick before helping you release your donation. But obviously she can't use this in her clinic. It's defective...look at your tiny little wiener. Bad genes. She makes you eat your cum, destroying the evidence. Your cum will never be inside any woman. ***