*** "Your dick is too small. That useless little dicklet isn't good for anything. It's so small, you have to shave your pubic hair just so you don't lose it. Obviously your little pp isn't for fucking. You're never going to get a girlfriend, get married, or please a woman....so you're just going to have to stick to masturbating. You're really not supposed to. Tiny dicks don't deserve to cum.... but I'll make an exception... as long as you destroy the evidence... You're going to have to eat your mess.... get your two little fingers ready. Two little fingers for pinching that tiny little micr... Show more