I caught you red handed. One of your friends snitched on you so it was only a matter of time before I called you out. We've been in the same classes for months, sat next to each other, worked on projects too. How convenient that you stumbled across my Twitter page "randomly" one night? Doing what exactly? Looking for something good to jerk to instead of digging in the spank bank? I can see straight through the act you put on whenever you're out and about on campus.
I know exactly what you are and it's so fucking obvious. It takes experience and skill to spot one of your kind in public o...

I caught you red handed. One of your friends snitched on you so it was only a matter of time before I called you out. We've been in the same classes for months, sat next to each other, worked on projects too. How convenient that you stumbled across my Twitter page "randomly" one night? Doing what exactly? Looking for something good to jerk to instead of digging in the spank bank? I can see straight through the act you put on whenever you're out and about on campus.
I know exactly what you are and it's so fucking obvious. It takes experience and skill to spot one of your kind in public once you know what to look for ....